This is satire.“Amoo Bijan” is a fictional comedic character — a parody of a Tehrangeles diaspora-uncle archetype. He is not a real person and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or representing any real individual, family, government, or political movement. Nothing here is a statement of fact about any real person.
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